Why I don’t call myself a “bestselling author.”

Hitting #1 in the Free categories on Amazon isn’t that hard.

It’s not a big deal. It doesn’t qualify you as a bestselling author.

Hitting #1 in the Paid categories is harder, but not that hard. I did it today with 64 sales.

I’m a bestselling author on Amazon right now.

And some of my books are bestsellers semi-often.

But that doesn’t mean I earn the title, all the time, to put on all my websites.

Technically, it probably does, because that’s how everybody is using it.

But it’s misleading.

It’s like saying “I’m a chef” because I ran a kitchen 10 years ago.

Are you still a chef? Right now?

Is being a chef how you make your money?

Calling yourself a bestselling author is as bad as calling yourself a writer just to impress someone at a party, when you either A) haven’t published anything or B) have published lots of books but don’t make any money.

OK, not as bad, I take that back. It’s still misleading, but it’s OK if you are actually writing. 

But there should be qualifiers. Did you actually do any writing today? This week? This month?

Or do you just like to identify yourself as a writer, even though you haven’t actually done any writing for years?

If that’s you, cut it out.

And if you call yourself a writer – fine. But don’t intentionally mislead people when they’re obviously asking about your vocation, not your job or sense of self-identity.

When I was an English teacher, I didn’t call myself a painter – even though I spent more time each day painting than I did teaching.

When people ask “What do you do?”… they’re talking about your job. If they want to know about your hobbies or interests, they’ll ask you. You know what I’m talking about. Don’t intentionally mislead people.

I might, sometimes, call myself a writer (though, probably not!) because I spend most of my days writing.

But actually, I usually call myself a cover designer, even though I don’t actually do it much anymore, because that’s still where most of my income comes from. I wouldn’t dare to call myself an author unless I was a full-time writer, making a living from my writing (by SELLING books).

You want to call yourself a writer because it inspires you and keeps you motivated? Fine. You gotta do what you gotta do.

I know some authors who call themselves a “bestselling author” even when they haven’t published anything, because they believe you need to manifest your dreams into the universe and state your intentions clearly.

Fine, if that’s your thing. You can distort and change your reality all you want.
The trouble is when other people don’t know how much of your bullshit is real, and how much is just in your head.

Just be clear.

Or don’t be, if you don’t care what people think of you. But you do care. Otherwise you wouldn’t be using pretentious labels to influence their perception of you.

UPDATE

It’s been brought to my attention that my negative thinking might be limiting sales. To become a bestselling author, maybe you have to act as if – by saying “I AM” a bestselling author or “I WILL sell 500 books a day.”

That might be true. I’m going to try it out. I agree that belief that a big influence over taking necessary action. But I’ll keep such statements private until they show up.

About Derek Murphy

Hey there! I'm a philosophy dropout and book cover designer with a PhD in Literature. After spending a decade as a starving artist, I vowed to create the life of freedom my restless spirit demands. I covet a cabin full of cats, where I can write young adult fantasy novels and do a few editorial critiques to pay for my cake addiction. Sometimes I live in castles. FREE GUIDE: Book Marketing is Dead.