The Unbelievably True (but not really) History of Chainsaws
Once upon a time, in the small town of Logger’s Leap, nestled among the tallest and thickest forests of Oregon, lived a burly lumberjack named Paul. Paul was known throughout the land for his tree-chopping prowess. But Paul had a secret. He was deathly afraid of…beavers. Why beavers, you ask? Well, as a child, Paul